What do your lines say?
This is weird.
It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.
Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.
It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell
Why have I never seen this in a gif before this is brilliant
Part two of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
(Part one here.)
These parents are doing Facebook right.
the tamagotchi one gets me every single time
how did he know?
i just wanted to belong
“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”
Cheers, fellow sluts
Sticks and stones.
what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?
fuck u got me
it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading
Men of Tumblr.. I love you.
Men of Tumblr: Funny, Charming, Genuine, and Adorable
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
WAIT FOR IT.
I’ve reblogged this so many times it’s not healthy
This is still one of my fav things on the internet
im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now
UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend